If you’re into creating your own elaborate, original Halloween costume, this may not be for you.

But if you’re like me, and all you want to do is slap on a hat and call it a party, well, you’re in luck! Princess Beatrice’s infamous fallopian tube hat is now available for the low, low price of $39.

The company making the fascinator is called Headline Costumes, and their tagline is “be the news.” To that end, they also offer up a Justin Bieber wig, a Hangover beard, and, tastelessly, an Amy Winehouse hairpiece and tattoos (yeah…too soon).

Anyway, the Beatrice hat is just about right. Go forth and collect candy.