Would you like to constantly look like a miniature skeleton is grabbing you from behind, or perhaps just holding you tenderly at the waist like a boyfriend at a concert? Look no further than this sterling silver and leather “skeletor belt” by Italian designer Delfina Delettrez Fendi, which speaks to the high school Goth in all of us, or maybe just me. (Is it seriously just me? I feel so alone. Just like in high school.) That inner Goth better have grown up and gotten two jobs, though, because the Fendi name comes at a price, and in this case, that price is approximately $3,953 (converted from Euros).

In case this seems a bit steep, don’t worry; Delettrez’s website demonstrates that you can also drape the belt over your shoulders so it looks like skeleton hands are grabbing your boobs, so it’s really like you’re getting two exorbitantly expensive skeleton hand belts for the price of one, or rather, one skeleton hand belt and one skeleton hand neck-drapey thing. Delettrez has a lot more adorably morbid designs available for perusal on her site, if you’re into that kind of thing. They’re the perfect gifts for all your favorite aristocratic monster friends.

(Via Haute Macabre)