Board shorts are O-V-E-R. Boys everywhere should be wearing only the tiniest of short-shorts, like Bradley Cooper here. Coop is on the set of American Sniper in Malibu, and he is wearing a pair of khaki shorts so teeny he’s practically wearing a khaki bikini.
Not that we’re complaining, because honestly, this is amazing. Bradley Cooper is wearing the shortest, tightest shorts that have ever existed in the world, and he still looks as chill and relaxed as if he were hanging around in comfy sweats.
More dudes should consider the short-short this summer, because hot pants make a butt look good. Just ask Jessica Simpson. Or don’t ask Jessica Simpson and instead use this time to scope out Bradley Cooper’s awesome ass.
Anyone’s butt can look good in teeny weeny short shorts, but Cooper’s legs look pretty great, too. They’re nice and muscular. I wonder what kind of leg exercises he’s doing to keep them looking like this. With strong legs like that, he could probably rescue a person from a burning building and run with her for quite a while. (You’re welcome for the visual.)
Heck, the short pants are so cute I don’t even mind that he’s forced to wear them with army boots and white socks.
Bradley Cooper should keep fighting the good fight, wearing his short pants and showing off those gams. With a little luck, the teensy short will become the leading dude look for summer, and that would be awesome.