The BRIT Awards, held last night at ITV studios in London, celebrate the best music and the weirdest clothes in the UK. Lots of big-name celebrities showed up, and they wore some utterly crazypants objets d’art. Let’s line them up for our amusement.
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley‘s sequined, tiger-striped Saint Laurent mini dress makes her look like Barbie & The Rockers, but it’s pretty much perfect for the event.
Rita Ora looks amazing in this Prada gown. It seems to be a bit too long for her, but the color is great and we love the giant green rhinestones.
Laura Mvula‘s dress is so weird, but somehow we love it anyway. The shoes are not part of that equation; the shoes are pretty terrible.
Someone please explain to us why the visible giant panty is such a trend now? Myleene Klass accessorized with her own pair, and we still do not understand why this keeps happening to good people like her and Lily Aldridge.
Lily Allen is perfect in this vintage Norrell gown from 1965. We love it with the giant earring, and the way she matched her hair to her yellow Chanel purse.
Jodi Albert looks like she could take off at any minute. Her weird sleeve capes look so much fun to wear we would just pinwheel our arms all day long. The neon shoes are the big trend of the Brit Awards, so watch out for more of those.
Kylie Minogue is wearing a melted record. There might be something weird and subliminal going on with this red carpet, because we kind of like that she looks like she’s wearing a melted record.
Emma Willis is the ringmaster of this crazy circus.
Daisy Lowe wore a witchy knit dress from Sister by Sibling‘s newest collection. The 14-year-old goth in me is full of envy.
Nicole Scherzinger is chairing the annual shareholders meeting at the National Bondage And Fetish Workers’ ball.
Pharrell and Helen Lasichanh are the cutest matching couple ever.
We love the color of this dress and the interesting way the bodice is draped, but Ellie Goulding looks a bit like a drunk Disney princess.
Ella Eyre is just wow.
Beyonce is almost as wow as Ella Eyre in her haute couture mermaid gown. This is one of our favorite Beyonce looks ever.
Katy Perry is so shiny in Julian MacDonald. Her hair looks like Uma Thurman‘s in Pulp Fiction, and this is seriously one of the best looks we’ve seen from her in a long time.
Nobody else could show up in a dusty romper covered in evil rabbits, but Kate Moss is wearing one of David Bowie‘s famous vintage stage costumes, which means this is officially the coolest thing anybody has ever worn, ever.