There’s a pretty funny article that appeared on Thought Catalog this week about judging a man’s attractiveness based on his shoes. As much as the whole post is a joke, there isn’t really… a point with which… we disagree. So, from flip-flops to five-toed feet and dorky workout shoes… which shoes are the worst?

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Or, have you ever looked at a man’s vintage ADIDAS or beat-up Chucks or old school Asics and thought to yourself, “I would totally have sex with him”?