KKThe Kardashian Kollection ™ sold at Sears ™ ain’t doing so well so all of your Khloe fans better haul ass past the leaf blowers and dishwashers to snatch up some fasssss-shun on the cheap. Like under 10 dollar cheap. Like you can buy stuff that would cost you the same as buying 10 Taco Bell™ beefy five-layer burritos, IF you were on the drugs, and according to The Daily Mail this is all because of DRUGS:

The reality TV stars’ mother and manager, Kris Jenner, reportedly feared the drug and cheating scandal engulfing the marriage of her daughter Khloe Kardashian and husband Lamar Odom would taint the family brand.

A source told RadarOnline in August, shortly after news of the family’s problems his the press: ‘Kris is seeing red.

‘[She] fiercely protects the Kardashian brand name and empire and to now have it associated with a drug problem, to her, it’s unacceptable.’

Is this why all of you aren’t buying the Kardashian Kollection ™? Because Lamar may or may not be on the drugs? Or is it because you just don’t buy clothing at Sears that often? Well, let me tell you, you can buy this lovely baseball shirt for under 10 “crispy potato soft tacos” :

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Or this lovely Chain dress which will keep you “kool and konfidant when things heat up!” for less than 10 orders of cinnamon twists:

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Or these lovely glitter gold tone hoop earrings, which cost less than a gallon of milk:



Part of me sorta wants to dig in my sofa kushions and then go to Sears and buy all this stuff and wear it all at once, but that may be because I’m drunk.

Anyway, I really don’t think that the Daily Mail is right (HAHA!) about this because I don’t feel like any marital or substance abuse issues are causing these items to be remaining on the racks all sad and forlorn, I think maybe just consumers are too busy buying the Nicki Minaj™ collection at K-mart.™

(Images: Sears)