It’s happening, you guys. That “sheer dress over hot pants” trend that’s been on the rise for quite some time is catching on more and more with celebrities, and I still can’t decide if I like it.
Its most recent iteration came at this morning’s Snow White and the Huntsman premiere, at which the movie’s stars Charlize Theron and Kristen Stewart wore an obviously-coordinated pair of sheer, black, leg-baring, panty(?)-baring dresses. While I think it’s cute that they are good enough friends to play “twinsies,” I’m not sure how I feel about the look. Do you like their outfits? Hate them? Or maybe you like one and hate the other? Here are some things to consider.
-Charlize Theron’s black panties (or whatever panty-like garment she’s wearing) appear to be showing, but Charlize Theron doesn’t care.
-Charlize Theron is wearing a magical bra that hides her nipples while completely disappearing under her sheer dress.
-Charlize Theron plays the evil Queen Ravenna, so it’s fitting that her dress looks like black wisps of smoke wrapping around her.
-Charlize Theron looks good in everything. Did I just talk myself into liking it?
-Are Kristen Stewart’s undies showing? Part of me thinks no, and part of me thinks yes, and also that her torso is much longer than usual. This is a dress of lies.
-The “lace covering bare skin” illusion her dress creates does not correspond in any way to the actual curves of her body, making it look like she has none.
-If you squint hard enough, the lace patterns look like a scary clown face grinning out at you. I hope for her sake that K-Stew didn’t get stoned and look at herself in the mirror.
Time to vote!