Choupette Lagerfeld–cat of Karl Lagerfeld–celebrated her first birthday over the weekend with a bowl of shrimp and, by “celebrate,” we mean “ate the food presented and resumed her vague antipathy for and lack of complex understanding regarding the affairs of man because she is a fucking cat. We have to wonder if the food is even intended for her, though, as she’s not sitting on a table and that dish doesn’t look like Goyard. Lagerfeld tweeted: “Choupette just turned 1!! Happy Birthday!!” with the above photo, perhaps a subtle warning that Choupette’s youth and beauty are finite.

…Then again, it’s nice to know that even wildly successful, iconic fashion designers are no cooler than the obnoxious people you unfollow on Twitter because they keep posting pictures of their cats.