Last week, Coachella saw all sorts of celebrities looking really silly in their hippie costumes. While a few managed to pull away from the pack (oh hey, Kesha), most looked ridiculous. This past weekend once again bore witness to famous people in all their jorts-y glory, featuring stars and stars’ children alike walking around in absurd clothing. Guests ranging from Willow Smith to Dita Von Teese to Vanessa Hudgens put on their best wild Weedster looks for the 3-day music festival.
There were a few notable exceptions to the awful fashion rule of Coachella, but plenty of other celebs carried the weight and wore even more ridiculous outfits (ahem, Paris Hilton). Check ’em out to see if you feel inspired to cover yourself in body paint, feathers and tons of pot smoke!
1. Alessandra Ambrosio
We already discussed this, but she brought her kid to Coachella. And those Lolita sunglasses are just weird.
2. Lana Del Rey
If I were a 70-year-old retiree on a cruise ship, this is exactly what I’d wear.
3. Solange Knowles
Beyonce‘s sister looked gorgeous in Kate Spade. She, her son Daniel and her fiance Alan Ferguson were all sorts of adorable walking around at the festival.
4. Paris Hilton
Not content to wear just one stupid outfit, Paris wore a floral maxi dress. To be honest, its the way she poses that makes all her outfits get that extra special bit of stupid going.
5. Kylie Jenner
And her choker:
We get it. You like weed.
6. Sarah Hyland
I love this photo bomber. Much more than I love that duster, at least.
7. Dita Von Teese
Always the exception, Dita looked gorgeous and cute with her friends as they wore bunny ears for Easter. And these may just be the best overalls ever.
8. Willow Smith
I feel like I’m turning into one of those old people/pretentious 35-year-olds who gets stressed out when they see kids they typically think of as being like 6 years old wearing crop tops.
9. Vanessa Hudgens
I’m not entirely certain what’s going on in this photo.
10. Diane Kruger
This was actually a pretty adorable outfit! I would’ve gone with less complicated, peculiar shoes, but hey–any crop top sans fringe is A game at Coachella.
Next up, we’ve got a Disney star in a ridiculous bustier and the worst look Paris Hilton has ever worn.
11. Bella Thorne
Fringe really is the worst.
12. Vanessa Hudgens
One crop top is never enough.
13. Kate Nash
What goes on here, lady?
14. Dita Von Teese
Another adorable outfit. Weird, yes, but so cute.
15. Cody Simpson
Going for a Justin Timberlake mid-2000s look, I see.
16. Queen Latifah
Queen Latifah went for a much more relaxed, easy-going look than most of the other celebs.
17. Andre 3000
I’ll be seeing him soon for Governor’s Ball and I cannot contain my excitement. What a snappy fellah.
18. Kendall Jenner
She looks like 6’6″ in these pants. I would love that if it wasn’t paired with the top of my fifth grade Esmeralda costume.
19. Phoebe Price
Cleavage! (I would probably wear this if it lacked fringe. I’m not sure why but I would.)
20. Paris Hilton
NO. NO NO NO.
All photos: Pacific Coast News