When the 2014 Coachella lineup was announced earlier this year, we were pretty excited for all the spectacular female artists. But what about all the spectacularly bad celebrity fashion? Just like last year, we’re here to bring you the “beach waves,” crop tops, and cutoffs that famous people can’t help but whip out for music festivals. Everyone from Jared Leto to Selena Gomez to Sarah Hyland looked real bad, but they probably got paid anyway (or at least had their tickets comp’d) so I don’t feel too sorry for them.
1. Ireland Baldwin
Even she’s trying to cover up this stupid top.
The artist formerly known as Ke$ha actually looked really lovely hanging out and watching HAIM.
3. Jared Leto
Sure, he swept up well during awards season, but what the eff is this getup?
4. Kendall Jenner
As we discussed earlier, this was an odd choice of outfit.
5. Evan Peters and Emma Roberts
You know what they say: the couple who Daisy Dukes together…pukes together? Maybe they do not say that. Never mind.
6. Alessandra Ambrosio
We would expect nothing less flowing than this from Coachella’s model mascot.
7. Kelly Osbourne
What a lovely and confusing tea party outfit you’ve got on, Kelly.
8. Sarah Hyland and Matt Prokop
I like Sarah Hyland, but this looks like a third grader (or first year post-grad) found out about Burning Man and decided to drop $300 at JoAnn Fabrics.
9. Paris Hilton
It’s hard not to do a giant eye roll, but I mean really.
10. Frances Bean Cobain and Isaiah Silva
I can’t make fun of them. They’re much cooler than I.
11. Kesha Pt. 2
Still looking snazzy, this time in a light floral romper and on the arms of Julian Casablancas and Danielle Haim.
12. Joe Jonas
Awww, Joe Jonas looking adorable in something from the H&M sale section of 2003.
Now, for some LiLo, Kendall Jenner, Selena Gomez and Hilary Duff, among others…
13. Audrina Patridge
The Hills star in full Coachella getup.
14. Tallulah Willis
Due to her posture and the shape of this dress, Willis looks like she’s casually trying to pee in public at all times.
15. P Diddy
He wore a Notorious B.I.G. sweatshirt and it was glorious.
16. Aaron Paul and Lauren Paul
I think I speak for all of us when I say it’s awesome to see Jesse Pinkman have a happy ending.
17. Ryan Phillippe
Hey, remember this guy? He was there and very inconspicuously so, if I might add.
18. Amber Rose
The denim short shorts will never end. Except at the thigh on everybody at Coachella, I s’pose.
19. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
I would totally wear this. It looks so comfy. Rompers are awesome and we all know it. But the shoes…they are sparkly and look very uncomfortable, actually.
20. Hilary Duff
A fairly unoffensive outfit courtesy of Hilary Duff.
21. Katy Perry
Still loving her new green hair!
22. Julianne Hough
I’m so jealous of the sunshine. Whoamygod.
Kendall Kylie Jenner and Selena Gomez
Well, at least now we know where Kendall Jenner’s tits were.
24. Lindsay Lohan
The best post-rehab celebration is the soberfest that is Coachella, amirite?
25. Cara Delevingne
Her expression sums up Coachella.