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When it comes to Valentine’s Day, most people seem to fall into three schools of thought: some love the holiday, some hate it, and others couldn’t care less. But regardless of your feelings about February 14th, there’s one thing we can all agree on: conversation hearts are the best. They’re fun to read, they’re fun to eat, and they’re really fun to wear. (And decorate your house with and drink your morning coffee out of…)

The following are 12 of the cutest conversation heart clothing, jewelry, and gifts on the market today.

Modest Edge conversation hearts anti-Valentine’s Day banner, $18
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I don’t know about you, but I don’t think I’ll ever be truly happy until I have a sassy banner like this one hanging in every room of my house.

Sayonara Baby conversation heart earrings, $2.86
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These “NOPE” earrings are the first in a long line of cute conversation heart pieces by Sayonara Baby. Click here to check out the rest of the collection.

Trend Tracks conversation hearts sweatshirt, $29.99
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“tbh ur not gr8” will probably be the title of a memoir I self-publish at some point in the next couple of years.

AJ’s Sweet Soap conversation hearts soap, $5 each
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Novelty soaps always kill me. I want to buy a fancy basket and stuff it full of conversation heart soaps for all of my bathroom guests to enjoy.

Designs LM naughty Valentine greeting card, $4
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I mean, it’s worth a shot, right?

Dailee Dose conversation hearts necklaces, $18 each
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These could pass for Valentine’s Day-themed BFF necklaces, which I kind of love.

Lindy Stitches subversive Valentine’s Day DIY cross-stitching kit, $16.99 each
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If you’re the DIY type, one of these cross-stitch kits might be the perfect Valentine’s Day craft challenge for you.

ASOS Love Hearts candles, $9 for the set of 6
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How cute are these little tealight candles?

Vital conversation heart pint glasses, $48 for the set of 4
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These cups are made out of glass (not plastic), they’re dishwasher safe, and they’re super cute.

ASOS Heart Breaker White BF T-Shirt, $21
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Sweet, simple, and straight to the point, just like a good white tee should be.

Matriarch Handmade custom conversation heart mug, $16
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Matriarch Handmade mugs are dishwasher and microwave-safe, and best of all, you can ask the artist to put whatever saying you want inside the heart. She offers a few sassy suggestions, including “I H8 U Least” and “Drop Dead”, but feel free to get your creative juices flowing with this one.

Bella Headbands conversation hearts headband, $12.99
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Channel your inner Blair Waldorf with this Queen B-approved conversation heart headband.