Jason Wu for Target launched this weekend and nearly sold out all over the country. Maybe it was the bright dresses, the ladylike tops… or these two assholes.

An enterprising couple in Miami hit Target on the opening day of the collection… and bought the entire stock. They told onlookers that they intended to resell every piece. Target is supposed to enforce a two garment per person rule (even one per style, anything!) but apparently Miami Targets are incompetent.

Oh, and if you didn’t already think they were dicks, apparently they told onlookers that they “could buy the merchandise from [them] outside.”

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