courtney stodden stilettos jogging
Does anyone other than Courtney Stodden jog in stilettos? No, really, this is a real question.

Odd confession: I don’t own flats. I wear high heels pretty much all the time. Partly because wearing high heels all the time shortens your tendons in such away that your legs ache if you walk around in flats for a long time. Let’s not focus on the ways in which I was probably foolish to get myself into this situation. In any event, 90% of the time I spend walking around, I wear heels. I love high heels. I’m devoted to them. You know the only time I don’t wear heels? When I go jogging. Because I value not breaking an ankle over mild leg aching.

What I’m getting at here is that there is no on in the entire world who actually jogs this way, so we appreciate, now more than ever, Courtney Stodden’s dedication to her performance art.