You know you’ve been waiting for this day to come. We have obtained pictorial evidence of what happens when child bride Courtney Stodden‘s constantly aroused public persona collides with her professed love of Jesus: she pours herself into a little black dress that’s actually kind of demure for something Courtney Stodden would wear, and she worships that deity like there’s no tomorrow.

These photos were taken yesterday as Courtney, Doug, and mom of the year Krista hit up an LA-area church for some sensuous song and pubescent prayer. Afterwards, they went to the mall, where Courtney picked up a little something at Victoria’s Secret:

Something about the idea of her shopping for sexy lingerie with both her mother and her husband-she-can’t-stop-touching just gives me the mega douchechills. Then again, they do not appear to be actively engaging in foreplay, so I guess that’s something.

(Via HuffPo)