Astrobright Footwear like Crocs, no matter how comfy they are must go this 2008. That’s according to Donna Sozio. She’s the author of Never Trust a Man in Alligator Loafers: What a Man’s Shoes Really Say About his True Love Potential. If you still can’t part with them, I have 1 advice for you. Please don’t start acting like those morons on the picture when the camera starts rolling. Thanks.