Do you guys remember when it took Lindsay Lohan several years of regular appearances before a judge to learn how to dress appropriately for a courtroom? Well, she’s just been shown up by one Deena Cortese, who emerged from a hearing today over her drunk and disorderly arrest looking downright conservative on her very first try.

Kindly note the well-placed hemline, the high neck, the flattering cut, the respectable pumps, and most of all…the stockings.

This gets a well played.

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