Ever wonder what it would be like to have Stephen Colbert’s face between your legs? Well, now you can find out, courtesy of this couch with his mug painted on it.

Honestly, I don’t think I could sit comfortably in the company of strangers on a couch with anyone’s grill emblazoned on the cushions. I would feel like I was allowing someone to perform cunnilingus on me — or at least look up my skirt — as I tried to carry on a normal conversation.

What about you?

UPDATE: Since this couch went semi-viral, it looks like the price has more than doubled. Apartment Therapy listed the going rate as $2,008.87 yesterday, but the Etsy site for its creator, artist Matt Charlan, now lists it for $4,329.72.