“Victoria [Beckham], I’m not sure about. I like her, she’s a nice girl, but she is not completely my style. I have seen some of her designs – they are very simple. It’s difficult for an artist or a singer to enter into the world of fashion. They need to be with a real pro because you can’t just rely on your name to help you sell. The way to sell and who to sell to and what you want to accomplish, these are all things you will need help with if you’re entering into the world.” – Christian Audigier

Oh, Posh Spice. That rank amateur. She could never make douche condoms.