“I send notes. I’m not a chambermaid whom you can ring at every moment. Today, you know, most people act like they work at a switchboard in a hotel.”-Karl Lagerfeld

I don’t want you to be my butler, Karl. I promise I’ll never ring you 17 times at 3:00 in the morning, again. I just want us to spend all day skipping through a field of flowers wearing matching Hedi Slimane suits. That’s all. Deep down, that’s what you want, too.