“I love the young market. I don’t like designing dresses, but I like designing concepts, stores. I like to open restaurants. I think I’d probably like to do a hotel. I’d like to do a movie. I don’t know if I’ll ever do them all, but maybe a few.” –Ralph Lauren

Wait, go back to the part where you say you hate dresses, Ralph Lauren, because this is not “restauranters say the darndest things.”