“That’s good. The strip club is full of people! I know all of them when I go over there. Who don’t go to strip club when they are in L.A. or in whatever city? Las Vegas. I believe there’s no bad people.” – Ed Hardy designer Christian Audigier

Well, Priests. Priests don’t go. Or, you know, a lot of women. But neither of those groups comprise Jon Gosselin, so I see where you’re going with that.