I have a snuggie. I think it started out being this “hahaha, ironic!” thing, but now it’s just a warm fuzzy arm-blanket that really lets me sip tea in peace. It’s the best. Unlike the lady in thisillustration, however, I rarely wear my ironic/now serious item out in public. Except to fashion week, where it is important to be fashionable. Another office favorite includes a sweater which reads “Cowy Potter and the Goblet of Milk” – the owner notes “it’s the shirt I got the most compliments on in college.” Because Harry Potter looked like a cow. That’s funny. You can buy one here, which I will be doing, in preparation for fashion week. If you are an interesting person who owns interesting things, please feel free to share.