According to Business Insider, the aim of this Harvard Business School fashion show was looks that are “equally appropriate for the dance floor and the trading floor.” I guess this works with the dudes, because hoodies are in this year on the trading floor? Thanks, Mark Zuckerberg! However, I’m pretty sure the only way trading plays into the outfit 30 seconds in is “she’s trading jello shots for money” (they are, admittedly, a valuable commodity).

But then, some people think it’s odd that I wear a little Scientology suit and a gas-mask to the office every day (it says I’m prepared) so, perhaps I’m a bad judge of everything.