PageanTees wants to see you in your very own Miss America T-shirt. Which is cool – except I keep getting hung up on the fact that there’s an actual Miss America. Her name is Caressa Cameron. You’re not Miss America if you are not Caressa Cameron, so why are you wearing a shirt that says you are? It’s like wearing a T-shirt that says “Secretary of Commerce” or “Vice President of Marketing at Widget and Co.” That said, I suppose lots of people wear those Mrs. Brad Pitt T-shirts, so maybe yet another aspiration T is no big deal. Would you wear one? Or would you just not wear one because you don’t like roller coasters, ice cream and the idea of world peace?