Founder and designer of the much-maligned Ed Hardy label, Christian Audigier, has put a few of his California properties on the market recently. The following is a tour of his hacienda in Topanga, which is not a made-up name for Corey’s girlfriend on Boy Meets World and as a native Californian, this is blowing my mind. Anyway, the asking price is $7.65 million and comes with all the steer skulls and fur throes you could ever dream of having. Anyway, we’re sure somewhere Jon Gosselin and Tara Reid are saving pennies for their dream home/sitcom premise, but until then, let’s just take a look and appreciate all the bad taste on display. I’ll be the pushy real estate agent, you be the sucker. Let’s do this, baby.


(All images via Curbed)