Do you want to look like the most heroic of all of the Star Wars creatures?
Do you have a tiny, good, teddy bear heart? Do you only want to sacrifice yourself to help the revolution? Too bad. You can’t become an Ewok. Your human soul would break under the weight of their sheer virtue. However, you can sort of dress like one, insofar as you can wear this dress. It will also work for any Clan of the Cave Bear parties that you happen to be attending. (if you are not attending any you should host one; lots of people will come! It will make you popular! I need a place to wear my fur dress!) – Trendhunter