Aubrey O’Day something something hideous fucking dress something something launch of the Kardashian Kollection at Sears something something freedom isn’t free.

Also. Her breasts may look like they’re trying to escape and before you go thinking they’re being selfish (a breast always goes down with the ship), remember that you’d flee too if you were trapped in such a hideous dress.

Thanks to Getty for these stunning, upsetting images.