Blake “I Don’t Have a Stylist” Lively was at the CFDA Awards Monday night in this Chanel dress.

First off, what is it about processed/limp/stringy blonde hair paired with orange skin that make even an understated knit dress look tacky?

And second off, girl is boobing out of control. You don’t need a stylist, you need a mom who will tell you–in no uncertain terms–that if you wear black, then you must find underwear that isn’t the opposite (ie white).

Especially (especially!) if your dress is knit or lace or at all sheer, because showing people your bra will always make you look ridiculous.

-Visible hot shorts.
-Pointy-toed pumps (and are they velvet?).

Lively has a fantastic figure, but short, tight, plunging and see-through are her standards. Thus she looks less like a girl in a gorgeous, delicate Chanel dress and more like a mannequin at Bebe.

[Photo: Gary Gershoff/ via JustJared]

And, thanks to, here’s the Chanel frock with sleek hair and booties. Crazy, right? It almost looks like a different dress: