Remember how I said I liked women in suits?

Having put myself out there like that I feel pretty saddened by Halle Berry, whose outfit at the Frankie & Alice premiere last night was so monumentally ill-advised, it seemed like she was intentionally inflicting pain on people.

Yes, gold paisley. Head-to-toe brocade. Shoulder pads. Sheer, tie-necked, sparkly shirt with too-long sleeves. Pointy-toed pumps.

I don’t know. Maybe she’s just joking.

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