I feel like I’m pretty permissive when it comes to models on the red carpet because, as the genetically gifted that stride gazelle-like among us, they can get away with a lot. I also feel like I’m pretty permissive of weirdo fashion choices. I even think drop crotch pants can work sometimes.

That said, this is crazy town.

This is a capri leather jumpsuit/vest. Worn over a sheer lace top. It appears there is some kind of built in fringe belt. And then, you know, bandage leather platforms for good measure.

I feel like I don’t need to provide any commentary about how this is a disaster other than what I have done above, which is spell out aspects of the outfit. That this swimsuit model wore. To a screening. In public.

Hair and makeup looks excellent, though!

(Andres Otero/ WENN.com)