Katie Holmes, your week is off to a bad start.

Yesterday, you were a Sink or Swim, and a particularly confusing one at that.

Today, I saw this photo of you and was tempted to make you another Sink or Swim, but when I compared this outfit to yesterday’s, and this made that one look like Jackie Fucking O.

Therefore, today you are a Disaster.

That’s right. Because today you look like Trinity from The Matrix was summering in Cuba with her finest Hammer pants and Mandarin-collared linens, but had to dash out to the gun store, at which point she grabbed her military-inspired, high-heeled moccasins.

(Photo via People)