Rihanna is shown here promoting her fragrance Reb’l Fleur in London (do yourself a favor and read Jennifer’s breakdown of the incomprehensible TV spot from a while back).

So, let’s just set aside the issue of color here. I’m terrified of cyan, teal, everything like it. Maybe it’s because I’m pale. Maybe it’s because I’m a moral coward. One of those.

But the pants shorten her, she’s wearing some kind of shapeless dead muppet halter top and she has some intense Texas pageant hair. That’s my beef with this look. Have you got one?

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