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Darth Vader’s cry is the perfect expression of my anguish incurred by looking at this photo of Tori Spelling.

I do not need to see the rest of her slouchy, over-the-knee, patent boots to call this outfit a full-blown disaster.


Darkened roots and processed hair.
Giant fuck-off necklace
Giant fuck-off necklace set over stripes and beside hot pink makes for a visual feast of seizure inspiration
Random white dots as buttons? Sure!
Maybe some boudoir-goth tights she picked up at Hot Topic along the way.

Then there’s the matter of those boots again and some non sequitor horizontal piping on the skirt of the jacket.


[Photo via People]