Need something to match your mink track suit? You neeed shoelaces made out of precious metals. Fortunately, Zelley Bespoke’s Precious Metal Laces have you covered. And they only cost $2,300! Though if you want something a little less expensive, you can go with the sterling silver ones for only $92. Because, as the saying goes, shoelaces are like the windows to your fiscal irresponsibility. – Nicekicks