This week’s Fashion Disaster showdown is short and sweet: Sarah Jessica Parker took a risk that didn’t quite pan out and Kourtney Kardashian went outside.

Here’s SJP in Giorgio Armani at the Kennedy Center Honors (full red carpet coverage here). The futuristic fabric, exaggerated bell and buttoned bodice don’t really work as a whole for us. We’re also not fond of her weird flip hair style. Please note:

And Kourtney Kardashian looked absolutely dreadful out and about with her boyfriend, Inept Patrick Bateman.

Kardashian looked like she’s about to pop out of a cake at an accountant’s bachelor party. She’ll proceed to rip off the shirt and tie… and just stand there feeling uncomfortable in her leggings with leather knee pads.

To the polls!

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