Where’s the beef? Umm, it’s strapped around your torso. And fashioned into an exciting garment! Because members of the opposite sex find meat really attractive (there’s a Taco Bell commercial about it if you’re confused.)  You know who else finds meat really attractive? Dogs. Also, rodents. You’re going to have a cavalcade of fuzziness following you in this special dress, because it reminds everyone that you ARE just a piece of meat – Urlesque