You guys! I don’t really drink milk so this seems crazy to me, but it’s probably same-old to all of you white supremecists who love dairy. Anyway, this is White Power Milk. It’s milk that’s been gargled by “rich, beautiful, white girls [who] gargle your milk to absolute perfection.” Jennifer and I are currently selecting the most promising/genetically superior girl and then we’re going to buy a carton. Thankfully, they’ve provided some helpful tasting notes: “begins with a time-honored, noble creaminess then surprises with a touch of fresh mint.”

My only question was “Does the purification process remove lactose?” but luckily they address that in the FAQ.

(Via my very gullible  friend on Facebook who is convinced it is real*)

(*it is not)