Earlier, we brought you a poll about belly button showing and I took a stand by claiming that belly buttons have no place off the beach. Here’s a gallery showcasing some of the more regrettable moments in midriff baring, but believe me: the deluge of bad belly button-related ideas was astounding and I may have to do a separate gallery of evening wear only. Ugh.

[Ed. Note: It occurs to me now that same of you may want to actually view the performance in which A.J. McLean wears his preposterous belly shirt. I warned you.]