“Aspiring actress”/”media personality” Phoebe Price (who, as far as I can tell, is like a much older version of Courtney Stodden) suffered the latest in a long line of wardrobe malfunctions yesterday at Cannes, which begs the question: who invited her to Cannes? But while you can say what you like about the efficacy of this tactic at gaining the respect of one’s peers, you must admit there’s a certain kind of base artfulness to exposing your privates to the paparazzi, and that Price has grown quite good at it over the years. Also, bear in mind the fact that Price’s “peers” are people like the computer duster lady from Intervention and Tanning Mom.

(Via Radar)