As we’ve discussed already, professional skeeze Terry Richardson shot top Brazilian model Gisele Bündchen for the inaugural issue of Harper’s Bazaar Brazil, and we were simultaneously pleased with their choice of model, and annoyed with their choice of photographer. I mean, isn’t there anyone else who can use a point-and-shoot camera to take straight-on pictures of models against a white background? Without turning it into some kind of fucked up tampon tea party, I mean? Maybe Harper’s Bazaar should hire one of them for a change. Anyway, the full editorial is here now, so ponder that question as you watch Gisele shine despite, not because of, Uncle Terry’s boring photography.