As Halloween draws nigh, we here at The Gloss will be showing you all manner of costumes good and bad in an effort to help you better plan your own (and/or laugh at celebrities in bad costumes). Today, I bring you JWoww as one of those creepy Svedka femme-bots, combining the holy trinity of branding, guido-hood, and artificial intelligence as she gets ready for Halloween by walking her(?) dogs. Even androids need companionship, I suppose.

(Via Celebuzz)