It’s almost Slutoween! The only night of the year where you can go outside not wearing pants and people will be like “oh, you’re so clever!” You’re clever because you made your inside no-pants-dance public! Any other night of the year, people will get all upset (not George Pomfret or Martha Prothero, but some people) and you’ll be arrested. Relish your no-pants night.
But you need to find a way to make your sexy Slutoween costume stand out from all the other ones. Fortunately, we have you covered (intellectually, not physically). You can feel free to steal any of these.[ITPGallery]