Last year, when I tried to dress my dog up as a witch for Halloween (I know, it was totally adorable) she responded by repeatedly clawing her hat off and then trying to chew it up. I know she was trying to tell me she loved it — she just didn’t know how.

Since Halloween is nearly upon us yet again, it’s time for me to find a costume that she will adore as much as she did last year’s! Here’s what I’ve found so far: