Oh, Little J, what has become of you? It seems like just yesterday you were yearning after yogurt on the steps of the Met with the popular girls, whereas now you’re flashing the crowd while onstage with your faux-rock band and announcing to magazines you wouldn’t fuck Tommy Lee seemingly without solicitation (I pray that Tommy Lee wouldn’t fuck you, either, Taylor Momsen, because you are 17 and he was 17 in 1979). Along the way, Momsen has worn some truly heinous outfits. She calls it “her style,” I call it “poor decision making”. Let’s have a look, shall we?

[Photo 1 via Pacific Coast News, 2 via Splash, 3-4 via Wenn, 5 via x17, 10 via imdb and the rest via websites that did not credit photographers] [sad face]