After months of hanging on every campaign shot and rumor (and after enduring the menswear collection), the Versace x H&M lookbook is here. The collection is comprised of 50 unisex grey smocks, all of which obscure the figure from below-the-knees and rise to a high neckline. Basically, it makes the Comme des Garcons x H&M collection look like a bunch of slutty Halloween costumes.

Oh, we apologize. It appears the 50 piece collection actually features dresses, skirts, leggings, scarves, handbags, shoes, belts, jewelry, etc. The palette is characteristically Versace: bright as shit pinks, metallic sheathes, black cocktail frocks with gold embellishment, gold embellishment on fucking everything, cutouts, leather, studs, Hawaiian and leopard prints (doye) and much more. Do check out the full collection in the following gallery, but don’t stare directly at it.