Glastonbury 2015Coachella was ages ago and all of the jorts and floral headbands are now a distant memory. The UK’s biggest music festival, Glastonbury happened this week and gave us five days of festival fashion and celebs attempting to go undercover in some very ridiculous outfits. Glastonbury is Coachella’s wetter, muddier cousin so the fashion looks were slightly different. Hunter rain boots are the unofficial sponsor of the event. That doesn’t mean everyone leaves their wild outfits at home and wears their raincoats. The were still plenty of eye-catching and uncomfortable outfits.

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Some were uncomfortable because you can’t imagine wearing them for 10 minutes, yet alone while standing in a muddy field listening to music for 12 hours a day. Others were uncomfortable because they gave no consideration to weather or what it is like to have spandex in parts of your body you didn’t know existed.

Take a look at some of the random outfits from Glastonbury 2015:

1. The Slit-Up-To-There TuxedoGlastonbury 2015

Paloma Faith‘s pants are slit up to her hipbones. They must do a decent job of keeping her cool but she is still wearing a long-sleeved, form-fitting tuxedo and 15 lbs of hair extensions. And just imagine the tan lines.

2. The Clean-For-Now Wedding Dress And VeilGlastonbury Festival 2015 - Day 2 - Atmosphere Featuring: Atmosphere Where: Somerset, United Kingdom When: 25 Jun 2015 Credit: David Sims/WENN.com

Has any bride ever said that her wedding dress was so comfortable she’d wear it around every day? It’s unlikely. This dress is strapless which means there is definitely some sort of corset going on under there. Every bride knows that if you want to let loose, you need to change into something a little less cumbersome.

3. The Suit And TieGlastonbury Festival 2015 - Day 3 - Atmosphere Featuring: Atmosphere Where: Somerset, United Kingdom When: 26 Jun 2015 Credit: David Sims/WENN.com

People complain about having to wear suits to the office. There is very rarely a time someone willingly puts on a suit, and they never do it when they don’t have to. Yet this guy decided to wear his to a festival. In the rain. It’s a shame this magenta suit will probably never be able to be worn after Glastonbury is over.

4. The Darth Vader Catsuitat the Glastonbury Festival at Worthy Farm, Pilton on June 25, 2015 in Glastonbury, England.

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A good rule of thumb is that if you don’t need to, don’t wear a mask. We all know thanks to Halloween how unpleasant and sweaty they can be. Mind you, this is a lighter, more summery version of Darth Vader’s regular ensemble.

5.  Box Superhero Glastonbury 2015 Box Superhero

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I don’t know about you but the last time I had cans taped to my thighs, I wasn’t exactly comfortable. I can only imagine what it must be like to attempt to get your groove on when you have them taped down you’re legs and your wearing boxes as water wings and one as a face mask.

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6. The There’s-No-Easy-Way-Out-Of-This CatsuitGlastonbury 2015

Ella Eyre looks amazing but I hope she isn’t too attached to this snakeskin print catsuit because the only way out of this is to cut it off. Just imagine wearing this outside in the heat and under all of the crazy bright stage lights.

7. The Massive HeartGlastonbury 2015 Massive heart

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We don’t even need to see the full body shot to know that this heart-shaped look isn’t the same as wearing a maxi dress. There is a lot more fabric, a lot more volume and a lot more…heart.

8. The Psychedelic Rug PonchoGlastonbury Festival 2015 - Day 4 - Celebrity Sightings Featuring: Paloma Faith Where: Glastonbury, United Kingdom When: 27 Jun 2015 Credit: WENN.com

Did Miley Cyrus branch out from making jewelry into ponchos? Paloma Faith is probably very comfortable in this but just imagine how many festival goers must look at her outfit and start tripping out.

9. The Massive Fur Jacketattends/performs at the Glastonbury Festival at Worthy Farm, Pilton on June 27, 2015 in Glastonbury, England.

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England may not have the same weather as California but it is 70 degrees there. That isn’t exactly furry coat weather. Grace Chatto probably wished she wore a denim jacket after sweating in this thing.

10. The Full-Length Furry CoatGlastonbury Festival 2015 - Day 4 - Celebrity Sightings Featuring: Daisy Lowe Where: Glastonbury, United Kingdom When: 27 Jun 2015 Credit: David Sims/WENN.com

It’s good to be prepared for chilly nights but surely Daisy Lowe must be a bit hot in this textured full-length jacket. Even if the sun isn’t out 70 degrees is pretty decent.

11. That Bucket HatGlastonbury Festival 2015 - Day 4 - Celebrity Sightings Featuring: James Corden, Julia Carey Where: Glastonbury, United Kingdom When: 27 Jun 2015 Credit: David Sims/WENN.com

Who knew that James Corden was such a trendsetter? We know he can wear a suit, but who knew he was on a mission to bring the bucket hat back. We expected it from Rihanna, but James? No.

12. The Fancy Nipple PastiesGlastonbury Festival 2015 - Day 2 - Atmosphere Featuring: Atmosphere Where: Somerset, United Kingdom When: 25 Jun 2015 Credit: David Sims/WENN.com

We go from furry coats to nipple pasties. You have to find some very strong tape to keep your fancy butterfly nipple pasties on through the entire festival. However, when they finally come off, there is going to be some very strange nipple ring tan lines.

13. The Leopard Horned HatGlastonbury Festival 2015 - Day 2 - Atmosphere Featuring: Atmosphere Where: Somerset, Somerset, United Kingdom When: 25 Jun 2015 Credit: David Sims/WENN.com

I hope someone has some strong neck muscles because this hat looks heavy. Could this be a crown from one of the other Game Of Thrones families? Hopefully he takes it off at some point. I’m sure the people behind him would be grateful.

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