No, really just guess. I’ll tell you that it’s the Harrods Crystal Christmas Dress, as if that were some kind of clue.

$230,000! Because it’s covered in Swarovski studs. At some point, do you think designers might stop just sticking crystals all over everything and calling it art and charging absolutely insane amounts? Is that a thing that could happen? Maybe they could be more resourceful with other materials? No? Okay, that’s cool.