It may, in fact, be the coolest thing…

unless you are an alcoholic, in which case, sorry for the potential triggering. It dispenses cocktails! According to Gizmodo:

Dutch fashion designer Anouk Wipprecht got together with (equally drunk) hacker and sculptor friends to come up with the “biomechanic hybrid cocktail robot.”

It’s designed to dispense cocktails as a reward for playing truth or dare. The more truths you tell the more milk and/or alcohol it will dispense! Tell all the truths!