I know that headline is a lot to take in, but ask yourself if there is a better way to describe what Gwyneth Paltrow is wearing here.

I think you will find that there is not.

Paltrow wore the dress to an event in New York last night at Diane von Furstenberg’s studio, promoting Amanda De Cadenet’s new show, “The Conversation.” And yes, it’s the same show on which Paltrow demurely declines to discuss her sex life.

The dress itself is DVF, because Paltrow is correct like that, and as you can see it offers viewers a rectangular-shaped glimpse at the inner sides of the actress’ breasts.

So, I’ll tell you how I feel — I really like it. And this comes from someone who, I think we all know, has a profoundly complicated [one-way] relationship with Paltrow. But I can admit my enemies/idols successes when I see them, and I think success is indeed what we have here. The dress combines sexiness and class, as if J. Lo showed up on the red carpet wearing pearls. Or something.

Anyway, how do you feel?

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