Halle Berry Leno dress

Oscar winner Halle Berry stopped by The Tonight Show with Jay Leno last night to talk about… what she wore to the Oscars and get skeeved on by Jay Leno. She also wore the boob-est Reem Acra dress ever.

At first we were concerned about its structural integrity (and floored that it managed to stay in place) but then we noticed the faint outline of its halter:

Halle Berry LenoWell played, Reem Acra.

As for that oddball Versace Oscars dress, Berry explained that she told Donatella Versace she wanted to go as a Bond girl in 2013. Which actually makes sense:

“You know, I almost didn’t wear that [Versace] dress … I had a conversation with Donatella Versace. I told her that I wanted to go to the Oscars as a Bond girl. Like, if a Bond girl would go in 2013. So she came up with what her idea of it was, but you know she’s out in the country so she put it in a suitcase and shipped it here. I got it a day before the Oscars … The day before, I had some other dress I was going to wear, which was beautiful, but I pulled this out and it was like [makes lightning noise]. It fit perfectly and I just thought ‘wow.'”

In skeevier news, Berry continued by saying, “I felt like I was — you’ll appreciate this — wearing a Ferrari,” which prompted Leno to ask, “Can you drive a stick shift? I’m just curious.”